-Jovanni -
-Steve-
| Steve is, like, the glue that holds together the wheels spinning in the background of the convoluted Mexican train wreck that is Toast. When he's not fighting crime (i.e. always) he's off on some dastardly plot to get a girl or decent replica of one. Bravo. |
-Farrel-
| Farrel, as his name implies or something, is the not-so-black, ultra-ethnic, and oreo-thug joined together in blatant racism and subtle satire as an all-in-one completely unique combination of contradictions. And there's the midget Klan... Dawg. |
-Rachael-
| Jo's former love interest. Rachael, or <expletive>, is the bane of losers: hot, popular, witty, fun, and completely disinterested. In a word: <expletive>. |
-Andrew-
| The pseudo-gamer (a.k.a. psemer). He's the guy you've beaten at even one-player games, and yet he thinks he's the best thing to happen to gaming since the six-button Genesis controller. Dude, the Genesis wasn't even that great... |
-The Hippies-
| Hippies. They save the whales, make tofu everything, dont drive cars, and dont use paper. They're willing to do anything for the environment, but would they eat a beaver to save a tree? |
-EVERYONE ELSE COMING LATER-